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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached the city of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the not-so-bright waitress, "Before we order, coul...

There was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco recently. Mensa, as you probably know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher. Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pep...

Only In A Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk All the way to the back of the Store to get their Prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the Front. Only In A Stupid World .....do People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. Only In A Stupid World ....

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An Australian telephone greeting Wouldn't it be amazing, if this was to be introduced in the US, UK and Canada. This is the actual message you get when you phone the Australian social services/benefit office! "Good morning, welcome to Centrelink, the Australian Social Services and Benefits Offi...

1. I gave all my dead batteries away today Free of charge. 2. What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. 3. Can February March? No, But April May. 4. How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2? 5. I heard there was a new store ...

We have been inundated with telemarketer, fund raiser and scam calls and finally found a beautiful solution. For $49 bucks at Amazon I bought a Sentry 2 call blocker. And the damn thing works beautifully! Takes a while to enter in your "white list" of family, friends, etc. but boy is it wo...

BLM I thought this was another Bureau of Land Management story.

GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife. The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a...

• Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. • Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk. • The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish figh...

Kim Jung Un Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or co...

Suspicious Deaths Around The Clinton’s...... This is the list of people who were all found dead that were involved with the Clinton’s. I don’t think we want to relive four more years of this. James McDougal – Clinton’s convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary ...

Remember this in November 2016. As a brief reminder for those who forgot or for many that didn't know. Here is what happened quietly on January 1, 2016: · Medicare tax went from 1.45% to 2.35% · Top Income tax bracket went from 35% to 39.6% · Top Income payroll tax went from 37.4% to 52.2% · Capital...

The PERFECT DAY - January 20, 2017 1. President Donald Trump and and Vice President Ted Cruz are sworn into office. 2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Dir...

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, " Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."