Sunday's Smile

[Greybeard]

Only In A Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk
All the way to the back of the
Store to get their
Prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the Front.

Only In A Stupid World
.....do People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

Only In A Stupid World .....do Banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the Counters.

Only In A Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands
Of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the
Garage.

Only In A Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages
Of ten and buns in Packages of Eight.

Only In A Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines
With Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...
Why The sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our Skin?

Why Don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why Is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why Is it that
Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why Is lemon juice made With artificial flavor,
and dishwashing Liquid made with real lemons?

Why Is the man who
Invests all your money called a Broker?

Why Is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush Hour?

Why Isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?

Why Isn't there cat flavored
Dog Food?

Why Didn't Noah
Swat those two Mosquitoes?

Why Do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal Injections?

You Know that Indestructible black box that is used on
Airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
Stuff?

Why Don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?

Why Are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck Together?

If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of
Progress?

If Flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the Terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to . . .
In other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in
a while.
Spread the Stupidity!