GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife.
The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/f ... s-on-fire/
Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts
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Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Re: Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts
This just confirms my opinion that God does have a sense of humor. 
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Re: Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts
I certainly hope you realize that story is a spoof according to the comments and the site disclaimer.
It is, however, both funny and clever.
It is, however, both funny and clever.
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There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men. - RAH
Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo - use in that order.
If you aren't part of the solution, then you obviously weren't properly dissolved.
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Re: Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts
Yeah, well, it's Florida, though. So it's believable.
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