I've seen some good stuff but also some absolute inanity by both the GOP and the DNC. As the latter rides the media swell of insanity, I've decided the country deserves some common f*** sense.
I'm throwing my hat in the ring. I will say this with absolute conviction - if you like your gun, you can keep your gun. Amen, and pass the bitterly clinging hot sauce.
I'm not sure it's wise to have a lawful evil eater of brains sitting in the Oval Office. That being said I'm certain you would have a rough time locating sustenance among the folks who would surround you. Can you say "Brain Desert?"
Be well and Good Luck nonetheless O creature of the Underdark!