Small brown bottle

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AlanM
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Small brown bottle

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The other day I went into to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.
I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.
He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!
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Re: Small brown bottle

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Gotta love it!
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Re: Small brown bottle

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That's Damn Funny.....I have a Pharmacist I need to pull that on ! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Small brown bottle

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Got a big kick out of that one :clap: ....stealing it to pass along.

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Re: Small brown bottle

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:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Yer killin me Alan! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

I have to go change my pants, dammit! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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