Bring a can of corn to the gunfight

Chasbo00 · Post by **Chasbo00** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 11:23:43

Not sure what to make of this...

http://buzzpo.com/school-requests-stude ... -shooting/

WVUBeta1904 · Post by **WVUBeta1904** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 11:28:42

I'm with you on this one.

Curious as to what the focus group/supervisor thought of when approving this document, and why it didn't go through more...sane...channels prior to its release.

Altogether a worthless concept, aside from the food donation at year's end.

Then again, it's doubtful that ~30% of parents will even read this in the first place; not because residents in Alabama can't read, more due to....well, nevermind.

dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 11:51:31

They're going to encourage elementary school children to attack an active shooter BY THROWNING CANNED VEGETABLES???!!!?!?!?

GOOD GOD, HOW DAMN STUPID CAN YOU BE AND STILL KNOW HOW TO BREATHE??

These people should be prosecuted for reckless endangerment of a child. What next? send them to play marbles in the street to slow down the semi truck traffic?

skeeterss0 · Post by **skeeterss0** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 13:28:12

I'm wondering who is liable when a kid beams some bully with a 8 oz can and the kid says, I thought he was an intruder.

ShotgunBlast · Post by **ShotgunBlast** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 13:42:05

When parents abdicate their responsibility to educate their children, there shouldn't be a surprise on what the babysitters come up with.

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Swampman · Post by **Swampman** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 14:06:02

dorminWS wrote:HOW DAMN STUPID CAN YOU BE AND STILL KNOW HOW TO BREATHE??

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 14:19:32

The only thing left to do now is ban can openers on school property.

Reverenddel · Post by **Reverenddel** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 14:32:57

WAIT! CRIMINALS WILL BE THE ONLY ONES WITH CAN OPENERS!

(shakes head) So much stupid, cannot handle.... Sooooo much...

ShotgunBlast · Post by **ShotgunBlast** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 22:07:38

OakRidgeStars wrote:The only thing left to do now is ban can openers on school property.

Cans with a pull tab are not permitted on school property as to protect the security of the defensive apparatus.

VACoastie · Post by **VACoastie** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 22:14:21

Well he'll. Next thing hoodlums will be raiding schools to fill their pantries. One less thing they'll have to work for.

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Snakester · Post by **Snakester** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 22:48:58

Just when you think you had heard it all....

SpanishInquisition · Post by **SpanishInquisition** » Mon, 12 Jan 2015 22:59:34

The principal has declared that canned vegetables are weapons. The schools have a strict no weapons policy. By her own stupidity, she has banned all canned vegetables from school property.

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ShotgunBlast · Post by **ShotgunBlast** » Tue, 13 Jan 2015 01:18:59

Now taking bets on how long it'll take for a student to show up to the nurse's office because of a laceration due to someone opening a can.

MarcSpaz · Post by **MarcSpaz** » Tue, 13 Jan 2015 03:35:03

At first, when I read the tile, I thought they were going to use the cans for target practice... So much stupid that it hurts to read it.

All joking aside, they are going to get kids killed. If there ever is an active shooter situation, instead of running or hiding, which are both great ideas for anyone not able to fight, they are going to have kids facing down a shooter. I can't see this doing anything but putting more children in harms way while giving them a very false sense of security.

Reverenddel · Post by **Reverenddel** » Tue, 13 Jan 2015 09:25:34

Think about this!

"Drive by Del Monte'ing!"

"He took a fruit cup to the 'fruit cup'."

"I gotta can of Le Suer peas, and I'm not afraid to use it."

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Tue, 13 Jan 2015 09:51:24

Pack like you mean it!

Ironbear · Post by **Ironbear** » Tue, 13 Jan 2015 18:56:54

I can't believe no one has suggested the obvious... that they ditch the corn and bring a can of whoop ___...

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Tue, 13 Jan 2015 19:48:35

Paging Chuck Norris...

dmharvey · Post by **dmharvey** » Wed, 14 Jan 2015 11:34:54

OakRidgeStars wrote:Pack like you mean it!

Hey now, none of those "high capacity" cans...they said EIGHT ounces!

Reverenddel · Post by **Reverenddel** » Wed, 14 Jan 2015 13:24:12

OH no! Those cans of tactical bacon are BANNED! They have too much "canny-ness".

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