Little Black Dress

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Little Black Dress

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A blond dropped off a black dress at the dry cleaners. On the way out the door the clerk said, "Come again."
The blond replied, "No, its toothpaste this time you nosy bitch."
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Re: Little Black Dress

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Any chance her name was Monica? :whistle:

Oh, wait.. you said blond. Never mind. :roll:
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OakRidgeStars wrote:Any chance her name was Monica? :whistle:

Oh, wait.. you said blond. Never mind. :roll:
Actually that's the way I first heard this story.
Monica W. walks into her dry cleaners with a dress and says, "I want this cleaned."
The cleaner being somewhat deaf says, "Come again."
To which she answered, "No, just mayonnaise this time."
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