I just received an audit notice on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people
in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; 535 persons in the
U.S. House and Senate and 1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?
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Confusion about taxes..............
- dorminWS
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Confusion about taxes..............
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
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Re: Confusion about taxes..............
-RIGHT ON!!

I don't WANT to yell at the TV, but the mainstream Liberal Media MAKES ME !!!
Re: Confusion about taxes..............
Your dog?
Progressives/Liberals - Promoting tyranny and a defenseless people since 1913.
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Got no dog. And when I had one, it worked for a living.
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
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Re: Confusion about taxes..............
You left out all the middle east terrorist organizations and Planned Parenthood.
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Stolen I got to have this one
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms."
Thomas Jefferson
SAEPE EXPERTUS, SEMPER FIDELIS, FRATRES AETERNI
(Often Tested, Always Faithful, Brothers Forever)
Thomas Jefferson
SAEPE EXPERTUS, SEMPER FIDELIS, FRATRES AETERNI
(Often Tested, Always Faithful, Brothers Forever)
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Re: Confusion about taxes..............
Theres some slacker somewhere you forgot... just think harder, it will come to you in a dream maybe!
Thanks for the post, I needed a good laugh!
JC
Thanks for the post, I needed a good laugh!
JC