And the Boss thought he had heard every excuse. Here is a new one!
Reason given by a lady for being absent from work on Monday:
My husband took an overdose of Viagra and I couldn't leave him with the maid
Late for Work Excuse
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Greybeard
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Late for Work Excuse
Karl
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Re: Late for Work Excuse
Good one
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Re: Late for Work Excuse
I hope he's ok
Re: Late for Work Excuse
Probably suffered from loss of blood to his brain! 
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Re: Late for Work Excuse
I just tell my boss that I am sick.
When he asked what I had, I say I was banging my sister......I told you I was sick.
When he asked what I had, I say I was banging my sister......I told you I was sick.
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Jakeiscrazy
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Re: Late for Work Excuse
I don't think I'll be using that excuse.......
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Re: Late for Work Excuse
Thats a good one
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