I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet”

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dorminWS
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I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet”

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I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:
• An aspirin and a band-aid.
• An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
• A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
• A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
• A 'Tax the Rich' banner
• An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
• An application for food stamps
• A prayer rug
• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
• And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
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Re: I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet”

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:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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Re: I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet”

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You had me believing this up until the last item. All you need for that now is a TV and basic cable.
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Re: I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet”

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**SNARK**
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Outstanding! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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Re: I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet”

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You forgot to mention that it included the helpline with trained professionals: http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/14/obama ... t-warrant/
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