Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

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DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason why Men Prefer Guns over women...

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.

Sorry ladies, not offense intended. Just thought it was a funny top ten