Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72

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Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72

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Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately a total of 72 times to impregnate Traute.

When Traute did not get pregnant after six months, Soupolos insisted Maus go for a medical examination which revealed he was sterile as well. Mau’s wife was then forced to confess Maus was not the real father of her two kids.

In his defence, Maus said he did not ‘guarantee’ conception, but only that he would give a ‘honest’ shot at it.


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If at first you don't succeed... :clap: :hysterical:
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I imagine it made "Family and Friends Movie Night" a little uncomfortable !
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Meh, I can do that for half the price...the price gouging is redickulous. :whistle:
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gunderwood wrote:Meh, I can do that for half the price...the price gouging is redickulous. :whistle:

That's her in the pic? I see your price and bid a dollar lower!
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SpanishInquisition wrote:
gunderwood wrote:Meh, I can do that for half the price...the price gouging is redickulous. :whistle:

That's her in the pic? I see your price and bid a dollar lower!
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gunderwood wrote:
SpanishInquisition wrote:
gunderwood wrote:Meh, I can do that for half the price...the price gouging is redickulous. :whistle:

That's her in the pic? I see your price and bid a dollar lower!
DEFLATION!!! Get the Fed to excite the markets by pumping up the money supply...
I don't want to hear cries of deflation around flotation devices that big! :hysterical:
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I'd refund the money and insist on continual attempts.....
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I believe in 'pro bono' work. I'm out to help the poor and down trodden. I wouldn't have charged her a thing.
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Jakeiscrazy wrote:I'd refund the money and insist on continual attempts.....
It's only the gentleman thing to do... and insist on videotaping it as proof that your tried.
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If do it $10 less than the lowest price so far.
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countertop wrote:If do it $10 less than the lowest price so far.

You... you.. you lowballing bastage! :hysterical:
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Sandra Fluke called and said you're all doing it wrong :hysterical:

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