Fearless Leader...

[mk4]

...is wasting his... no, OUR, time yapping with the chuckleheads on The View.
we're frickin' hosed.

[VACoastie]

Yeah I just read the news. Glad to see Campaigns comes before Country. This while the U.N. is here... Yeah, just send Hillary Clinton to deal with them. That's even more scary.

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[OakRidgeStars]

Nice. The Middle East is one camel fart away from war and he's yukking it up with Whoopi and Barbwa WaWa.

Worst. President. Ever.

[Reverenddel]

Greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you believe he didn't exist.

And this sumbeyatch has 50%+ of the populace FOOLED!

[OakRidgeStars]

And this sumbeyatch has 50%+ of the populace FOOLED!

Don't you believe it. Those poll numbers are 100% fabricated horse-hockey. Do you remember the poll numbers leading up to Reagan/Bush '80? Well, I do.

Remember in November.

[Snakester]

I agree...The Polls ARE 100% fabricated. I sure do remember the Polls leading up to the 1980 election.Hope for the same results this time. I think this election is really simple ...VOTE FOR THE AMERICAN !!!

[Reverenddel]

Please Dear Lord Jesus... Please hear our prayers father... Holy Spirit I beg you... DO NOT LET THAT LONG-LEGGED COMMIE WIN AGAIN!!!!

I was 11 years old when Reagan got into office.

And I cried when I discovered i would never be able to vote for him. Loved that President. I have a lil' ceramic bust of him on my bookshelf. If his library wasn't in the People Republick of California, I would have visited by now.

He won the Cold War, he brought down the Berlin Wall, he had Tip O'Neil over for dinner, and they laughed, drank bourbon, and were CIVIL to one another! THAT is what's missing in politics! Civility!

[dorminWS]

Please Dear Lord Jesus... Please hear our prayers father... Holy Spirit I beg you... DO NOT LET THAT LONG-LEGGED COMMIE WIN AGAIN!!!!

I was 11 years old when Reagan got into office.

And I cried when I discovered i would never be able to vote for him. Loved that President. I have a lil' ceramic bust of him on my bookshelf. If his library wasn't in the People Republick of California, I would have visited by now.

He won the Cold War, he brought down the Berlin Wall, he had Tip O'Neil over for dinner, and they laughed, drank bourbon, and were CIVIL to one another! THAT is what's missing in politics! Civility!

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I had the honor and privelege of voting for The Gipper - twice. Just after he left office, hew was speaker at a convention I went to in Nashville. A few years ago, I was in LA at a business meeting/convention. I skipped part of the agenda, rented a car, and SWMBO and I drove accross a mountain and into (Ithink it was) the Simi Valley to see the Reagan library. DO NOT MISS A CHANCE TO DO THIS! They have the Air Force One that he used there. And, of course, he's buried there. Glad I went.

[Reverenddel]

That's like Mecca for Conservatives.

[thekinetic]

Well he is a C***!

[Kreutz]

Adonai,

Please remove this weak coward in office and replace him with the brave man who spent Vietnam hiding in France unsuccesfully trying to convince Gauls to worship Joseph Smith.

Amein Yi'hei Shi'mei!

[Reverenddel]

At least I know Romney GOES to Church! Obama spends more time on the GOLF COURSE than in the PEWS!

Whose his saint? ARNOLD PALMER?

"Come to Tiger Woods, and feel tha' 9 Iron of the Holy Spirit"!

[Bilgeman]

...is wasting his... no, OUR, time yapping with the chuckleheads on The View.
we're frickin' hosed.

In these perilous times, with the Republic beset by crisis, wouldn't you expect Our Leader to consult with his BRAIN TRUST?

"Help us Obi-Jon Stewart...you're our only hope!"

And yes...we ARE hosed.

[FiremanBob]

Kreutz, you probably voted for the rapist who dodged the draft by faking interest in ROTC to get a 1-D deferment, then writing this cowardly drivel to Col. Holmes:

When the draft came, despite political convictions, I was having a hard time facing the prospect of fighting a war I had been fighting against, and that is why I contacted you. ROTC was the one way left in which I could possibly, but not positively, avoid both Vietnam and resistance. Going on with my education, even coming back to England, played no part in my decision to join ROTC. I am back here, and would have been at Arkansas Law School, because there is nothing else I can do. In fact, I would like to have been able to take a year out perhaps to teach in a small college or work on some community action project and in the process to decide whether to attend law school or graduate school and how to be putting what I have learned to use. But the particulars of my personal life are not nearly as important to me as the principles involved.

After I signed the ROTC letter of intent I began to wonder whether the compromise I had made with myself was not more objectionable than the draft would have been, because I had no interest in the ROTC program in itself and all I seemed to have done was to protect myself from physical harm. Also, I began to think I had deceived you, not by lies - there were none - but by failing to tell you all the things I'm writing now. I doubt that I had the mental coherence to articulate them then. At that time, after we had made our agreement and you had sent my 1 - D deferment to my draft board, the anguish and loss of self-regard and self-confidence really set in. I hardly slept for weeks and kept going by eating compulsively and reading until exhaustion brought sleep. Finally on September 12th, I stayed up all night writing a letter to the chairman of my draft board, saying basically what is in the preceding paragraph, thanking him for trying to help me in a case where he really couldn't, and stating that I couldn't do the ROTC after all and would he please draft me as soon as possible.

I never mailed the letter, but I did carry it on me every day until I got on the plane to return to England. I didn't mail the letter because I didn't see, in the end, how my going in the Army and maybe going to Vietnam would achieve anything except a feeling that I had punished myself and gotten what I deserved. So I came back to England to try to make something of this second year of my Rhodes scholarship.

[Kreutz]

Kreutz, you probably voted for the rapist who dodged the draft by faking interest in ROTC to get a 1-D deferment, then writing this cowardly drivel to Col. Holmes

tl;dr, who was it?

Its just funny for what I think is the first time in history neither candidate for POTUS has military experience.

Its even funnier one of them fled to FRANCE to avoid it.

Musta fit right in.

[VACoastie]

Oh crap... I gotta say it. I agree with Kreutz on this one.

Virgil Goode at least did time in the Nat'l Guard man. It aint that difficult to self-sacrifice for your country especially if you want to someday be a political leader or - let's just say - POTUS. I gotta vote for someone who's been in my shoes and done what we've done...

AND DOES NOT ATTEMPT TO FREEZE MY F'ING ALREADY SHI**Y PAYCHECK!! - I certainly haven't forgotten that month of thinking "Oh damn. I'm in the military and I might not get Housing, Food, Clothing or even my base pay for an unknown amount of time?" Thanks Mr. President. My wife and kid also appreciate the uneeded stress you placed on us then too.

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[SpanishInquisition]

...tl;dr, who was it? ...

Here's your clue:

Now, I have to go back to work on my State of the Union speech. And I worked on it until pretty late last night. But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.

[SHMIV]

Lol, I figured out the Slick Willy quote was Slick Willy by the quote's introduction, before I read the quote. I saw the words Cowardly, Draft-Dodger, and Rapist, and immediately thought, "Huh... Must be Clinton..."

Kreutz does have a point with the non-military candidates, though. I don't like that, either.

[Kreutz]

...tl;dr, who was it? ...

Here's your clue:

tl;dr means

too long; didnt read

As in, i didn't feel like reading it, so I didn't see any of it.

And no, I didnt vote for Clinton; too young. His time was already past.

The only peeps with blood in the game as far as wars go are the Bidens. Mitts five children of the corn sons couldn't be bothered I guess (just like last time), just like dad.