We had a fight and my wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
So I turned around and replied, "OK.....so now you want me to stay???"
Fight With The Wife
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Greybeard
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Karl
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Re: Fight With The Wife
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA 
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Re: Fight With The Wife
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greybeard wrote:We had a fight and my wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
So I turned around and replied, "OK.....so now you want me to stay???"
I'm pretty sure that ain't so.................
Because you're still alive and can see to type.
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Re: Fight With The Wife
I was talking with my brother the newlywed the other day. I says to him "how's married life, how's that wife of yours?" He replies, "oh wonderful, she's an angel".
Oh aren't you the lucky one. Mine's still alive!
Jokes, jokes, just jokes everyone.
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Oh aren't you the lucky one. Mine's still alive!
Jokes, jokes, just jokes everyone.
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