Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
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Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Re: Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
I bet someone makes a killing picking up loose change off the ground 
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Re: Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
That's pretty awesome! It's like a improved version of the Tomb Raider ride at Kings Dominion.
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Re: Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
The KGB used the same device to torture people in the old days in Lubyanka prison
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Yes sir. I used to work for a carnival. At the end of the day, whoever runs that rides is searching the ground. He'll find plenty of money, as well as cigarettes, lighters, cell phones, drugs, and other random pocket fodder. It's what is known as "Ride Shake". Some ride jocks make the ride as bumpy as possible in hopes of emptying your pockets.OakRidgeStars wrote:
I bet someone makes a killing picking up loose change off the ground
As to the scariness, nothing beats a Zipper. Zippers are notorious for falling apart during operation, earning them the nickname of "Deadliest Ride on the Midway".
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Re: Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
It might not be worth it when you think of all the piles of puke that are scattered all over. Tiptoe through the tulips, it aint.OakRidgeStars wrote:I bet someone makes a killing picking up loose change off the ground
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Re: Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
Looks like a ripoff of the old DaVinci's Cradle ride.
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Ride jocks on rides like that make $200 or $300 a week from loose change on the ground. More, if it's a really busy day. Also, vomit isn't as common as you'd think. It's totally worth it.Nemo24 wrote:
It might not be worth it when you think of all the piles of puke that are scattered all over. Tiptoe through the tulips, it aint.
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Re: Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
Looks like fun to me
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Re: Scary Russian Amusement Park Ride
In soviet russia, park rides you! 
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