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Arguing with a liberal is like;

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1) Watching a child run around the back yard chasing chickens with a badminton racket, and every time they take a swipe at one and miss they wave their hands in the air and shout "I WON!"

2) Bobbing for apples and having one kid drink all the water then demand an apple.

3) Watching a dolt pick his nose and then eat it!

4) Having some snot faced kid rub his face on your pants when you tell him to blow his nose.

5) Nailing jello to a tree...

6) A wet fart.

7)... arguing with a woman. Even when you're right, they think they've won.

8) coming to the realization that someone with a brain can really believe "It's all Bushes fault".

Add more it's all in good fun and i'm sure with be misdirected by some liberal into arguing with a conservative!
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Considering the other thread, does that make you a self-proclaimed liberal?
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Number8.... reasoning with a child with their fingers in their ears closing their eyes screaming "nady nady boo boo I can't hear you!"
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i don't have any witty lists but i can tell you arguing with a conservative isn't much fun either... most of them believe they are the only people in the world.

just curious, if i'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative does that make it harder or easier to argue with me?
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Guess that depends.....

Do you find Nancy Pelosi attractive? LOL

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that would take a liberal application of booze...
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Congrats.!

You're not a media matters liberal!!!!

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I'm thinkin there's not enough booze in the world.......
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gunderwood wrote:Considering the other thread, does that make you a self-proclaimed liberal?
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Number 1


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lol fish :bangin:
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Argung with a liberal is usually 'Always shovel ready" gotta bury that BS somewhere
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:clap:

Thats number 9!


Number 10- Like fixing a toilet... even though you can usually make it work, you always feel dirty when you're done!
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Like teaching a monkey to fornicate with a football.

Aside from amusing the monkey, nothing is accomplished exept to unprofitably occupy your time and resources with no hope the attempt will breed any sucess.
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Number 11. Like teaching a monkey to fornicate with a football.

Aside from amusing the monkey, nothing is accomplished exept to unprofitably occupy your time and resources with no hope the attempt will breed any sucess.

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12. Like pissing with an enlarged prostrate...at first you think you feel relieved then 10 minutes later you have to start all over again!....and again....and again...
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13. Like petting a dog only to have it raise it's leg and pee on your foot.
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Courtesy of dorminWS;

14. Trying to debate with Obama voters is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.

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!5. Like riding a tilt-a-whirl, you just go round and round until somebody pukes!
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Like that #15!

That is precisely how I would put it.

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http://liberallogic101.com/

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