No Posts From The Wife?

[OakRidgeStars]

I couldn't help but notice that I haven't seen any posts in a while from Shelley (The Wife)?. Is she too good to hangout with the likes of us?


...OakRidgeStars takes cover behind the desk

[zephyp]

We probably ran her off with our low brow humor. Not that there is that much here...

[Moccasin]

I was thinking the chicks with guns thread

[OakRidgeStars]

I was thinking the chicks with guns thread

Nah.... couldn't be that

[Moccasin]

Maybe it was all the viagra spam we get.

[allingeneral]

lol You guys are a riot!

Let's just say that I've been keeping her busy

[wbtrunx]

I told you his store is a front for a sweat shop making counterfeit nikes!

[Moccasin]

I told you his store is a front for a sweat shop making counterfeit nikes!

Would that be counterfeit tennis shoes or ballistic missles?

[wbtrunx]

I was going for tennis shoes, but you could be onto something.

[Vorkosigan]

Not ballistic.....weren't designed to come down again


Well, except as subatomic particles...

[Moccasin]

Nike-Hercules were surface to surface, nuclear capable.

[TheWife]

Hi Fellas! It wasn't the chick pics...your web master, web king, web leader (or whatever it is that you call Rick) has been ALL over the world, seen ALL types of chicks. Some photos aren't going to run me off.

It wasn't the low brow humor. I work on a Navy Base - that might even be the lowest of all low brow humor

And I'm certainly not too good for you guys. I'm just a regular chick married to an amazing guy!

The truth is I am Rick's imaginary wife. He made this screen name up and sometimes puts on a wig and fancy shoes when he's "The Wife". Just Kidding!

Rick was telling you the truth when he said that he has been keeping me busy and now I'm done making ballistic missiles, Nike tennis shoes, cutting the grass, mulching the flower beds, planting canna lilies, day lilies, calla lilies, hibiscus, butterfly bushes, lilacs, sunflowers, roses, lantana, hostas, peonies, (you think I'm kidding don't you), doing laundry, taking kids and self to doctors/dentists/football camp, grocery shopping, cooking dinner, listening to 4 kids fuss about each other and making them love each other again, work an 8 hour job and still have time for Rick to "keep me busy".

I'm really sorry guys; I hear Rick tell me all of the things that are going on with all of you...so I guess I feel like I'm here but I understand - you all miss me. Awww...

Here's a big hug for all of you little darlings that missed me enough to mention me:
(((((((((HUGS)))))))))

[wbtrunx]

It's a lie!
It's a trick by Rick to keep us thinking all is well.
Quick! Someone call some agency with power and personnel and...and...ok, fine.

Glad to hear all is good, busy but good.

Do you make your kids sit on their hands if they won't leave their siblings alone, say in the car?
I hated that when I was young. I only ask because you mentioned four kids. I'm 3 of 4 and that
was the first thing to come to mind.

[Moccasin]

I bet he has her reloading ammo along with the missles to sell online and this post is just propaganda.

[OakRidgeStars]

Wow... that is busy And after a full day at the missile factory

Glad to hear all is well. Don't forget to plant a Camellia or two while you're at it