I don't at the moment but sometimes I grow a mustache/patch combo I heard called the "zappa" somewhere. I would love to sport a handlebar but just can't grow a bushy enough mustache.

Lol, my niece would love it if I did the santa thing. But I've got tot imagine that beards are really itchy because I grew a goatee once and it freaking itched me half to death until I gave up and shaved it.HAPPYBOY wrote:Yeah, took my kids some getting used to when I first went full on too. They have grown to love it though, and when it starts getting cool weather they are the ones that start asking me when I am going to let it grow out.They like the Santa look I guess. lol
+1 for scuzzy and disreputable!Diomed wrote:Stubble.
I don't like being clean-shaven (unless someone's getting married or buried, no razors are coming near my face) and I don't like beards (itchy and it'd look all scraggly and Joe Dirt-y). So stubble is the happy medium. I have backups to my backups when it comes to beard trimmers - awesome inventions, wish I'd gotten one in high school/college. Plus it makes me look scuzzy and disreputable, so people leave me alone.
Ugh I know how ya feel, my hair I've been told is thinning on my crown....and I'm only 28. So I'm doing what any sensible balding person would do, grow a moustache!Palladin wrote:I've got migratory hair - it's moving from the top of my head to my ears and nostrils...
A revolting development to say the least