Official Obama 2012 Campaign Slogan Thread

[OakRidgeStars]

Let's hear your ideas for The Dear Leader's reelection campaign slogans.

[TheGodfather]

Re-Elect Obama - Cause every American isn't poor yet.

Re-Elect Obama - Cause you're too stupid to make your own decisions.

Re-Elect Obama - I'm not done planning my vacations.

[allingeneral]

Obama in 2012 - Let me have that dollar in your pocket and I'll give you some change.

[Reverenddel]

OBAMA 2012! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A DRONE!

[VBshooter]

I will get off the pot this time....OBAMA 2012

[davasmith]

Why vote for Obama? "A fried chicken in every pot, and a watermellon on every table --- until the taxes come due and your home gets repossessed because of a lack of jobs and electricity companies refuse to work due to union negotiations and the food stores run out of food because people can't afford the skyrocketing prices due to union farms halting work because of union negotiations, ect.. ect... ect....."

BYW, the fried chicken and watermellon statement is NOT a racists statement. I happen to love both of them!

[OakRidgeStars]

Proverbs 26:11

"As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool returns to his folly."

That pretty much sums it up for Obama's 2012 campaign.

[Paliden]

This campaign I will give away 3 times more free Mercedes for those who work for me. Just register more dead people, dogs and cat to vote! A new open policy. Yes we can and they can't stop us.

[wylde007]

Re-elect Obama: C'mon, you gave the last guy two chances.

[Reverenddel]

The best I've come up with so far?

OBAMA! BOHICA-2012

[Jakeiscrazy]

Vote Obama: Because this is all still Bush's fault.

[KaosDad]

Vote Obama in 2012 because . . . . I gots nuttin'!

[CCFan]

Obama 2012 - Change you can step in!!

[ChrisBond]

OBAMA : One Big A** Mistake Again---2012

Here's his re-election plea:

(in the voice of Obama)
If you were... an advocate... of an alternative ending... for the film "The Dark Knight".. were the Joker has victory..... and rules the world in tyranny and oppression.... there is hope.......Hope America can believe in.... Pour gasoline on your doorstep... and vote for me....(applaud) I'll be by to light it..

[SDChop]

OBAMA 12- Cause Now I need That Change Back!

[OakRidgeStars]

[Raoul]