Official Michael Jackson Jokes Thread

[OakRidgeStars]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into Lego blocks. Now children can play with him for a change

Thanks, I'm here all day

[zephyp]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into Lego blocks. Now children can play with him for a change

Is that really a good idea? That stuff could be contagious ya know. Then we got all these little Michael Jackson's running around.

[Vahunter]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into Lego blocks. Now children can play with him for a change

Thanks, I'm here all day

Now that was good one

[Vahunter]

I like this one

[allingeneral]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[allingeneral]

And check out this URL - most are a bit too graphic for my own taste (i.e. tasteless jokes), but there are a couple of pretty funny ones... http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/

[OakRidgeStars]

Did I create this thread and not know it?.... I must be slipping today

[allingeneral]

LOL no, sorry - I had to get MJ away from Farrah and the "Sad day" thread.

[OakRidgeStars]

LOL no, sorry - I had to get MJ away from Farrah and the "Sad day" thread.

Good point... need to keep these things separate

[Vahunter]

LOL no, sorry - I had to get MJ away from Farrah and the "Sad day" thread.

Excellent idea

[Vahunter]

Farrah Fawcett passed away. When she got to the holy gates she was asked what she would like to do for the planet as she is going into heaven. She replied "Take care of the children"....poof Michael Jackson died shortly after.

[zephyp]

Gee, I'm surprised it took so long for this thread to show up. I love the PDF file

[zephyp]

CALIFORNIA AUTHORITIES QUESTION MICHAEL JACKSON'S CITIZENSHIP

VGOF Newswire - California authorities are questioning the citizenship of pop icon Michael Jackson. In a statement released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, Dr. Icut Emup stated "During the autopsy of Mr Jackson we discovered several imprints on various body parts. Among these imprints were the words Made In China, Made in Taiwan, and Fabricado en Mexico." State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin. "We're just not sure at this point," Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.

[moss20]

To honor the pop icon Mcdonalds is creating a new burger--the Mcjackson--its 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

[zephyp]

To honor the pop icon Mcdonalds is creating a new burger--the Mcjackson--its 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

[zephyp]

No Joke - Residents of Gary Indiana, Jackson's birthplace, are requesting his body be allowed to "lay in state" at the coliseum in Gary. Rep Jesse Jackson Jr said today that Jackson was "touched by God." IMO he was indeed as evidenced by his untimely demise.

And now, my favorite posting from an MJ joke site today:

Finally we are gonna get a REAL Alien Autopsy!

OK, I'm done with this. I've had enough.

[allingeneral]

No Joke - Residents of Gary Indiana, Jackson's birthplace, are requesting his body be allowed to "lay in state" at the coliseum in Gary. Rep Jesse Jackson Jr said today that Jackson was "touched by God." IMO he was indeed as evidenced by his untimely demise.

More correctly, Jackson would have to "Lay in repose" since only government officials who have reported to the Supreme Commander may "Lay in State".

For most federal officeholders, lying in state is the rare honor granted by the United States to a deceased official wherein his or her remains are placed in the Rotunda of the United States Capitol Building in Washington, D.C., for a public viewing. The casket is guarded by members of the Armed Forces. By regulation and custom, only Presidents, military commanders, and members of Congress are granted the honor of lying in state. Except for Presidents and former Presidents, the honor is not automatic. Not all those entitled to the honor accept it, however. The first leader to receive this honor was former Speaker of the House of Representatives Henry Clay when he died in 1852. Since then, the honor has been extended to 31 people, including 11 U.S. Presidents.

Wikipedia's entry for Lying in Repose sums it up nicely.

[zephyp]

I agree, but the folks there in Gary are saying "lay in state." Given his financial situation I wonder who's gonna pay for all this hoopla. I'm sure its going to have a hefty price tag before its all over with. Oh, well. Not my problem.