What are you afraid of ?

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What are you afraid of ?

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This old story out of Texas . Seems a guy makes a rolling stop... a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damned thing..."
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Re: What are you afraid of ?

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:clap:
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FATAL: Module commonsense not found.
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:clapping: Good one. Iv'e been married to the same woman for almost 33 years, I ain't scared of nothin'. :whistle:
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Re: What are you afraid of ?

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Clowns. :fireleft: :fireleft: :fireleft: :fireleft: :fireleft: :fireleft: :fireleft: :fireleft:
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Vahunter wrote::clapping: Good one. Iv'e been married to the same woman for almost 33 years, I ain't scared of nothin'. :whistle:
Bravo good sir! Bravo!
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Re: What are you afraid of ?

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"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for."
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Vahunter wrote::clapping: Good one. Iv'e been married to the same woman for almost 33 years, I ain't scared of nothin'. :whistle:
You saw how quick I apologized for waking her up... :hysterical:

I gotta change your numbers in my cell so that dont ever happen again... :roll:
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Thats a good one!
Yep, I've been married to the same women for 30 years, I know exactly what you mean about not being afraid of anything! :hysterical:
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Re: What are you afraid of ?

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I got y'all beat by at least 5 year's. Been married to the same lovely wife now for 38 year's.
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