Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:59:47

Walker, Texas Ranger will soon be Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... as-ranger/

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

gunderwood · Post by **gunderwood** » Thu, 02 Dec 2010 21:45:27

Cue Chuck Norris humor in 3, 2, 1...

newdovo · Post by **newdovo** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:33:58

Here we go...

When things get really tense, Whoop Ass feels the need to open up a can of Chuck Norris.

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 09:00:24

Chuck Norris invented the bolt action rifle, liquor, and football. In that order.

Yarddawg · Post by **Yarddawg** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:15:17

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:42:42

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

wbtrunx · Post by **wbtrunx** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 12:50:24

Congratulations to him, but....

Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris.

Post by **Palladin** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 12:52:54

Energy released in the Big Bang = 1/2CNrhk

(Chuck Norris round house kick)

007Fitz · Post by **007Fitz** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 13:11:50

wbtrunx wrote:Congratulations to him, but....

Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris.

Anyone who argues this point is a fool. It's common knowledge, or at least should be. Buce is pretty much the greatest martial artist to ever live.

KaosDad · Post by **KaosDad** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 14:21:54

Bruce Lee checks for Chuck Norris in his closet every night.

Too bad Chuck's under the bed.......

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 15:38:34

On the 7th day, God rested. Then Chuck Norris took over.

Post by **allingeneral** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:13:28

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the F*&^ down!

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris doesn’t eat - he kicks ass until he’s full.

Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s S*&^.

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:24:02

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Yarddawg · Post by **Yarddawg** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:27:05

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Post by **Palladin** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:15:29

^^^

Vahunter · Post by **Vahunter** » Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:50:21

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. he waits.

gunderwood · Post by **gunderwood** » Sun, 05 Dec 2010 10:56:50

007Fitz wrote:
wbtrunx wrote:Congratulations to him, but....

Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris.
Anyone who argues this point is a fool. It's common knowledge, or at least should be. Buce is pretty much the greatest martial artist to ever live.

I found video proof too.

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