Gun/Shooting quotes

[DWinter]

"Drop Sam Colt" Billy the Kid in Young Guns.

"Best dollar eighty I've ever spent" Billy The Kid after shooting one of his guards with the owners shotgun he'd had loaded with 18 dimes. (Also Young Guns)

[Chasbo00]

His life is done
He had no gun
-- A Montana tombstone

[GS78]

"STOP RIGHT THERE!!! I have a gun, locked and unloaded in that safe over there......

[zephyp]

You boys gonna pull those pistols or just stand there and whistle Dixie...Outlaw Josie Wales

[novasig226r]

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

[WRW]

When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk.

[novasig226r]

You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

[SgtBill]

Overheard in a hooch in 1967 in South East Asia by a young Marine- Never mess with a grunt that carrys a Long Rifle.

Semper Fi!
Bill

[KaosDad]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Ezekiel 25:17 (via Jules Winnfield)

[BluemontGlock]

-BOOM - BOOM-

"Stop!! or i'll shoot"


or my other favorite from Reno 911...

"Get the hell outta the way, I got a clear shot!"

[onemoreround]

Fill your hand you son of a

[VBshooter]

Got the bastard!

[vt800c]

'Gun. Knee! Left Foot. Right Foot. Thank God for guns!" -- Denny Crane (William Shatner, BOSTON LEGAL)

( check it out on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9eqnc6EM_o)

[BluemontGlock]

^ +100 ^ for some of THE best TV ever!
that and the Jules quote from "pulpfiction" posted by ChaosDad get my vote!

[CowboyT]

With apologies to Dirty Harry:

"I know what you're thinking...'does he really have the guts to pull that trigger?' Well to tell you the truth, as a peace-loving citizen, I've always kinda wondered that myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum--still one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would certainly blow your...umm...'head'...clean off--you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel stupid?

"Well, do ya, punk?"

[grumpyMSG]

1. Pointy end down range.

2. If you have a trigger jerk, it is OK as long as it's a consistent jerk.

3. Always bring a collared shirt to a Marksmanship match (you will need it later when you go drinking after you finish shooting).

[Jim]

"You s'much as flinch an' I'll fill you s' full o' holes, you'll whistle in th' wind"

Festus, "Gun Smoke"

[PawnQuixote]

"Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars."