Going to Italy for some much needed R&R. If the world falls apart while I am gone (I rate probability = high) then someone let me know so I can just remain there.
Bon voyage and all that good stuff. I aint getting on no airplane for half the money in the world. No way am I going through one of those body scanners...
No more catchy slogans for me...I am simply fed up...4...four...4...2+2...