Solution to Full-Body Scanners

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BluemontGlock
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Solution to Full-Body Scanners

Post by BluemontGlock »

Here's a solution to the controversy over full-body scanners at airports:

Develop and install booths that you can step into that will not X-ray you but, instead, detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

This would be a win-win situation for everyone, and (since everyone would have to pass through these booths) there wouldn't be any issues about racial, ethnic or other profiling.

Plus, this method would eliminate the requirements for a long and expensive trial when an offender is "caught".

Justice would be quick and swift.

Problem solved. NEXT Item.... :clap:
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Re: Solution to Full-Body Scanners

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Now that's the type of mountain logic I can understand.

How do you clean up the mess though? Trap door into a pig feeding trough?
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Re: Solution to Full-Body Scanners

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MountainCat wrote:How do you clean up the mess though? Trap door into a pig feeding trough?
And high pressure steam jets.

Oh, and Febreeze.
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Re: Solution to Full-Body Scanners

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For those former miltary guys here who have been through a CBR shower, I believe that would do a fine clean-up. I know it took 3 layers of skin off my hide.
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Re: Solution to Full-Body Scanners

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KaosDad wrote:
MountainCat wrote:How do you clean up the mess though? Trap door into a pig feeding trough?
And high pressure steam jets.

Oh, and Febreeze.
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