"Sorry for not calling you on New Year's Day, but I just got out of jail. I was locked up for punching the poop out of this idiot at a New Year’s Eve party. In my defense, when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your instincts kick in."
The rest were filthy, but funny.
Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
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dorminWS
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Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
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OakRidgeStars
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Re: Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
Send me the other 10 
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Snakester
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Re: Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
Filthy and Funny ......Thats what we live for !
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SHMIV
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Re: Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
Lol. I'm also interested in those other 10.
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Snakester
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Re: Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
You were right dorm , very filthy and very funny. Several buddies and myself were very entertained !!! Thanks ! 
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OakRidgeStars
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Re: Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
Your requested smut is on the way.SHMIV wrote:Lol. I'm also interested in those other 10.
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Re: Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
Me too! Please!
There are no dirty jokes only dirty minds of censors.
There are no dirty jokes only dirty minds of censors.
AlanM
There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men. - RAH
Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo - use in that order.
If you aren't part of the solution, then you obviously weren't properly dissolved.
There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men. - RAH
Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo - use in that order.
If you aren't part of the solution, then you obviously weren't properly dissolved.
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Re: Only clean joke my ex-brother-in-law sent me (out of 11)
LMFAO, thank you, ORS. That was highly amusing.
Later, I may tempt fate, and tell those to TBH; her disgusted reaction will be just as funny as the jokes themselves.
Good thing she knew my humor before deciding to marry me, lol.
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Later, I may tempt fate, and tell those to TBH; her disgusted reaction will be just as funny as the jokes themselves.
Good thing she knew my humor before deciding to marry me, lol.
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"Send lawyers, guns, and money; the $#!t has hit the fan!" - Warren Zevon