It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet ....nobody was married.
Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara...
In fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Re: Mayberry
Hmmm. I wonder if that was a prediction of times to come?
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Re: Mayberry
There is a very important life lesson here.Greybeard wrote:In fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.