
Why Men Don't Vaccuum
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Why Men Don't Vaccuum

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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
Needs more choke. 
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
Park it on a hill,
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
Looks like it may be Flooded !
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
All he needs to do is shoot some carb spray in it. Should fire right up.
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
Actually, he has to remove the spark plug and pull it a few times to clear the flood, then slap it back together and use the carb spray.
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
Well, if he's gonna pull the spark plug, he oughta replace it. All that trouble he's having, the thing probably needs a tune up and an oil change, anyway. If he's gonna do all that, he may as well install a fresh blade. It's probably still got the same old blade from the factory.
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
That's why I just hold the cord. 
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
This Guy needs a "ROOMBA" !
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Years ago my friends dad was going to help his wife while she was away and sweep the floors in the house. No lie - he brought the leaf blower in the house and blew all the dirt towards the doors.
Needless to say, when she got home there was a small thermo-nuclear detonation in Zephyrhills, FL.
The man has since passed on, but we laugh our butts off every time we talk about it!

Needless to say, when she got home there was a small thermo-nuclear detonation in Zephyrhills, FL.
The man has since passed on, but we laugh our butts off every time we talk about it!
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
That does work with trucks, you just have to remember to close the ash tray,Swampman wrote:Years ago my friends dad was going to help his wife while she was away and sweep the floors in the house. No lie - he brought the leaf blower in the house and blew all the dirt towards the doors.![]()
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Needless to say, when she got home there was a small thermo-nuclear detonation in Zephyrhills, FL.
The man has since passed on, but we laugh our butts off every time we talk about it!![]()
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Leaf blowers do work fairly well for trucks. Years ago, when I was doing lawn care with my best friend, a truck driver paid us to blow out his trailer so that the shipper would accept it.
Now, if I am in SoCal, I have a leaf blower available to me at our yard, for the same reason.
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Now, if I am in SoCal, I have a leaf blower available to me at our yard, for the same reason.
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Re: Why Men Don't Vaccuum
I always carried a leaf blower in our Motor Home. Great for keeping the ground clean around camp but , also was the perfect camp fire starter !!!