Why Men Don't Vaccuum

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Why Men Don't Vaccuum

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Needs more choke. :roll:
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Park it on a hill,

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Looks like it may be Flooded !
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All he needs to do is shoot some carb spray in it. Should fire right up.

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Actually, he has to remove the spark plug and pull it a few times to clear the flood, then slap it back together and use the carb spray.
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Ha I like to vacuum!
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Well, if he's gonna pull the spark plug, he oughta replace it. All that trouble he's having, the thing probably needs a tune up and an oil change, anyway. If he's gonna do all that, he may as well install a fresh blade. It's probably still got the same old blade from the factory.

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That's why I just hold the cord. :whistle:
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This Guy needs a "ROOMBA" !
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Years ago my friends dad was going to help his wife while she was away and sweep the floors in the house. No lie - he brought the leaf blower in the house and blew all the dirt towards the doors. :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Needless to say, when she got home there was a small thermo-nuclear detonation in Zephyrhills, FL.

The man has since passed on, but we laugh our butts off every time we talk about it! :hysterical: :hysterical:
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Swampman wrote:Years ago my friends dad was going to help his wife while she was away and sweep the floors in the house. No lie - he brought the leaf blower in the house and blew all the dirt towards the doors. :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Needless to say, when she got home there was a small thermo-nuclear detonation in Zephyrhills, FL.

The man has since passed on, but we laugh our butts off every time we talk about it! :hysterical: :hysterical:
That does work with trucks, you just have to remember to close the ash tray,

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Leaf blowers do work fairly well for trucks. Years ago, when I was doing lawn care with my best friend, a truck driver paid us to blow out his trailer so that the shipper would accept it.

Now, if I am in SoCal, I have a leaf blower available to me at our yard, for the same reason.

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I always carried a leaf blower in our Motor Home. Great for keeping the ground clean around camp but , also was the perfect camp fire starter !!!
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