Surely You Can't Be Serious: An Oral History of "Airplane!"

[OakRidgeStars]

Yes, I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

http://www.avclub.com/article/surely-yo ... ane-218043

And, yes, I am going to watch this movie again tonight.

[ShotgunBlast]

Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

So many great moments in that movie!

[OakRidgeStars]

The auto pilot stole the show.

[Reverenddel]

Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady (AKA "JUNE CLEVER"): Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady: Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Sheeeet.

[SHMIV]

That jive scene cracks me up. Sooooo politically incorrect.

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