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dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Mon, 06 Apr 2015 15:00:04

I’m thinking about having #2 put on all my cars......

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the
warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.
People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.
If they are holding a gun, she's probably pissed.

4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers.
Now they drink like their fathers.

5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just
met? That's common sense leaving your body.

6. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word
"premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.

8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers.
If you find one, what 's your plan?

10. Everyone has a right to be stupid.
Politicians just abuse the privilege.

Reverenddel · Post by **Reverenddel** » Mon, 06 Apr 2015 15:04:34

On # 9? I have a weapon in my shower cap...

Confuses the helloutta whomever picks it up.

dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Mon, 06 Apr 2015 15:09:08

Reverenddel wrote:On # 9? I have a weapon in my shower cap...

Confuses the helloutta whomever picks it up.

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You wear a shower cap? THAT confuses the helloutta me............

WRW · Post by **WRW** » Mon, 06 Apr 2015 15:29:29

For #10, see #1.

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Snakester · Post by **Snakester** » Mon, 06 Apr 2015 17:55:17

Today I power washed my Tractor , then greased all the fittings ! I've been around tractors and other equipment all my life , but for some reason today I must have read 2 dozen WARNING labels telling me do not put your hands here ! NOT a Step ! Listen for BUZZER ! After reading all those labels .....HELL , I was too scared to get back on the Tractor ! I guess John Deere is covering their own ASS or they sell to some Really Stupid People ! Then while I was putting the power washer away I started reading labels on it ...enough is enough . I went in the garage and fixed me a Drink ...and there is a Warning Label on Early Times... I agree with #1 !!!

Swampman · Post by **Swampman** » Mon, 06 Apr 2015 20:27:33

All you need to know to justify #1 is a cup of Mickey D's coffee in the lap.

Ironbear · Post by **Ironbear** » Mon, 06 Apr 2015 22:03:32

Snakester wrote:I guess John Deere is covering their own ASS or they sell to some Really Stupid People !

If you decide to sell to dumb people, you expand your market considerably. Also, it is easier to get $$$ out of them!

VACoastie · Post by **VACoastie** » Mon, 06 Apr 2015 22:08:20

Man... When I read dormins post saying "I'm thinking of having #2 put on all my cars" all I could think of was Poo, and I thought he had lost his marbles hahaha.

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dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Tue, 07 Apr 2015 09:03:14

Snakester wrote:Today I power washed my Tractor , then greased all the fittings ! I've been around tractors and other equipment all my life , but for some reason today I must have read 2 dozen WARNING labels telling me do not put your hands here ! NOT a Step ! Listen for BUZZER ! After reading all those labels .....HELL , I was too scared to get back on the Tractor ! I guess John Deere is covering their own ASS or they sell to some Really Stupid People ! Then while I was putting the power washer away I started reading labels on it ...enough is enough . I went in the garage and fixed me a Drink ...and there is a Warning Label on Early Times... I agree with #1 !!!

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Yup, and the thing that strikes me most here is that you haven't even really seen all those warnings in the past because they are now so ubiquitous that they just become part of the background noise that you tune out. Such a ludicrous level of superfluous caution is counterproductive. The only people who don't understand this are our government and the plaintiff's bar and American juries who continue to reward stupidity and recklessness by awarding ridiculous sums on suits for failure to warn.

dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Tue, 07 Apr 2015 09:50:35

VACoastie wrote:Man... all I could think of was Poo, ...................
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You a new daddy or something, Coastie?

Oakes · Post by **Oakes** » Tue, 07 Apr 2015 14:10:12

Here's another.
Some people are like slinkies. They aren't really good for anything but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!!!

VACoastie · Post by **VACoastie** » Tue, 07 Apr 2015 14:55:31

I am funny enough Dormin lol. 4 month old cutie pie!

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dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Tue, 07 Apr 2015 15:07:07

VACoastie wrote:I am funny enough Dormin lol. 4 month old cutie pie!

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'Bout what I figured. If that don't give you poop on the brain, it can't be done.

thekinetic · Post by **thekinetic** » Tue, 07 Apr 2015 19:07:13

dorminWS wrote:
Reverenddel wrote:On # 9? I have a weapon in my shower cap...

Confuses the helloutta whomever picks it up.
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You wear a shower cap? THAT confuses the helloutta me............

Well when you're naked you don't have many options, i'll leave the other option to your imagination!

Reverenddel · Post by **Reverenddel** » Thu, 09 Apr 2015 14:01:48

I didn't say I WORE IT... I said I keep a PISTOL IN IT!!!

Pay Attention! You're losing focus in your elder years Dorm!

dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Thu, 09 Apr 2015 14:09:45

Reverenddel wrote:I didn't say I WORE IT... I said I keep a PISTOL IN IT!!!

Pay Attention! You're losing focus in your elder years Dorm!

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Don't you try to pull that old age crap on ME, boy.

You ain't done noways near enough 'splainin' yet, Rev.............

....So now tell us, if you don't WEAR it, where DO you keep it while you're lathering up with both hands? HMMMMM?

SHMIV · Post by **SHMIV** » Thu, 09 Apr 2015 15:50:15

Lol... this convo is getting a little TOO personal.

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Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Thu, 09 Apr 2015 19:15:33

I'm gonna have to lock this thread before someone drops the soap.

thekinetic · Post by **thekinetic** » Thu, 09 Apr 2015 19:59:58

OakRidgeStars wrote:I'm gonna have to lock this thread before someone drops the soap.

*does Takei voice* Oh my!

AlanM · Post by **AlanM** » Fri, 10 Apr 2015 06:49:41

Seriously, from threads on other forums about wanting to have a handgun dry but usable in wet conditions, the best bet is to put the gun in a large zip lock bag.
The gun will stay dry and can be used while in the bag in an emergency.
FYI - this came up when discussing canoeing trips down rivers in Ohio.

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