Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here where a woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
Being Careful
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Greybeard
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Being Careful
Karl
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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WRW
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Re: Being Careful
Ummm...yeah, it'll wait for that.
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MarcSpaz
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Re: Being Careful
Sounds familiar.
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