Once in a while, you get caught by surprise.....

dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 12:15:05

SWMBO went online this morning and bought tickets to see "50 Shades of Grey". I asked her why she wanted to watch a dirty movie, and she just giggled. I'm going, but I ain't sure I want to see somebody doing the whips-and-chains thing (that's what I understand it's about). I wonder if she knows that's what it's about; but I ain't talking down to her about it. Reckon I'll just do as I'm told..............

What is it about this movie that has all the women so interested? The idea of marrying a guy with more money than God, maybe????

Reverenddel · Post by **Reverenddel** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 12:38:15

" but I ain't talking down to her about it. Reckon I'll just do as I'm told."

That makes you her submissive... enjoy your beatin' Dorm!

Just let that happen... ssshhhh!

rlbellco72 · Post by **rlbellco72** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 12:41:04

That's funny!

dorminWS · Post by **dorminWS** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 12:42:22

Reverenddel wrote:" but I ain't talking down to her about it. Reckon I'll just do as I'm told."

That makes you her submissive... enjoy your beatin' Dorm!

Just let that happen... ssshhhh!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Nah, just means I'm buying her silence with mine. After you've been married long enough, you catch on to tricks like that.

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:34:27

The reviews for this movie have been pretty bad. One of my favorites...

"It was about as sexy as a root canal"

Sounds about right.

SHMIV · Post by **SHMIV** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:50:51

I reckon I won't have to worry about seeing that movie. If GF brings it up, now I can tell her that I understand the movie to feature naked people and kinky sex. GF will refuse to watch a movie if contains so much as a half second of nudity.

Of course, if the movie is set in Medieval France, all bets are off. Then everybody can be naked throughout the whole movie, and it's OK.

Sometimes,I just don't understand that woman. But, I guess that's just the natural order of things.

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Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 14:05:44

You can watch the reader's digest version instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAKH6V2Uswg

Reverenddel · Post by **Reverenddel** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:23:47

D'hell ever... the sh't running through my mind is ten times worse than anything they could put in the media.

Ya'll think I have no filter... ya'll would be WRONG!

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Fri, 13 Feb 2015 19:07:50

Hey Rev, you'll need to write a book first. Then you can score that big movie deal.

Reverenddel · Post by **Reverenddel** » Sat, 14 Feb 2015 15:12:32

"Fifty Shades of Redneck"...

"Lurlene...I'm gonna grab yer Beehive, and make you mah own!"

"The'hell you are Junior! I worked HARD and used a can of Aqua-Net to get it this good!"

(sexy banjo music plays)

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Sat, 14 Feb 2015 15:33:38

I'll be watching for that on HBO (Hillbilly Box Office)

SpanishInquisition · Post by **SpanishInquisition** » Sat, 14 Feb 2015 15:51:37

Op, your safe word will be "Obamaphone".

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SHMIV · Post by **SHMIV** » Sat, 14 Feb 2015 19:09:36

I ran across this article, in regard to the movie:

http://www.miriamgrossmanmd.com/an-open ... s-of-grey/

I'm less inclined to watch it than I was before.

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Monkey · Post by **Monkey** » Sun, 15 Feb 2015 10:33:11

We were looking at movies to watch this weekend. When we saw that 50 Shades was playing, we both looked at each other, rolled our eyes, and said, "American Sniper".

SHMIV · Post by **SHMIV** » Sun, 15 Feb 2015 10:53:57

Ha. That's our plan, Monkey. GF and I are taking my parents and my son to see Sniper, tonight.

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