Finally, a Bar For Us Old Guys

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Finally, a Bar For Us Old Guys

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I'm in.
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Mind your aim, gents. :roll: :whistle:
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I was thinking "I prefer toothless midget workin' girls", but I don't think that's family friendly.

(apologies all around, but that's exactly why I don't do well in HR friendly environs.)
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Reverenddel wrote:I was thinking "I prefer toothless midget workin' girls", but I don't think that's family friendly.
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How did we go from an old-timers bar to we are now back in high school? LOL
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Sit close...it's shorter than you think :)
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Marc, we grow old...not up... The things that were funny years ago, are STILL funny!
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I'll give you that Rev!

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Just looking again at the pic,
I wonder if the pipe goes right down into the great porcelain goddess?
Recycle? :confused:

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Reverenddel wrote:I was thinking "I prefer toothless midget workin' girls", but I don't think that's family friendly.

(apologies all around, but that's exactly why I don't do well in HR friendly environs.)
This is one of those "wait-did-I-just-say-that-outloud?" moments. :hysterical:
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Sorry brotha, I'm not equipped with that filter.

I generally clean up the expletives. But I have "Biden Syndrome", and will never be a politician for that reason.
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wittmeba wrote:
Just looking again at the pic,
I wonder if the pipe goes right down into the great porcelain goddess?
Recycle? :confused:

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Recycling......
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About time!!!! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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Reverenddel wrote:Sorry brotha, I'm not equipped with that filter.

I generally clean up the expletives. But I have "Biden Syndrome", and will never be a politician for that reason.
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Rev, I think you'd make a great politician! You got my vote! :hysterical: :clap:
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I'd love to see some politicians that would tell it like they see it, straight up, no spin.

If that means that the State of the Union address is going to contain the phrase "Toothless Midget Working Girls", so be it. It certainly wouldn't be worse than the last address of that nature, lol.

Back on topic, I had the fleeting thought that urinals at the bar would be funny; then it occurred to me that drunkards would frequently miss the joke... then miss the urinals. Probably a bad idea. A female mannequin placed at a booth in the back of the bar,however, WILL produce amusing results regularly.

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Sorry Swamp... I got a cemetery in my closet...

But unlike other politicians, I might embrace my faults "Hell yeah I was a dawg when I was younger! My catchphrase was 'I'd hit that!', and what of it!?" :friends:
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