I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed an el-Quaeda Muslim, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden. Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
SWMBO said “ Dorm, you're shaking, what is it?”
“You'll never believe what I've just seen”, I said. “That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.”.
Outrageous behavior.
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dorminWS
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Outrageous behavior.
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Re: Outrageous behavior.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms."
Thomas Jefferson
SAEPE EXPERTUS, SEMPER FIDELIS, FRATRES AETERNI
(Often Tested, Always Faithful, Brothers Forever)
Thomas Jefferson
SAEPE EXPERTUS, SEMPER FIDELIS, FRATRES AETERNI
(Often Tested, Always Faithful, Brothers Forever)
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MarcSpaz
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
hahahahaha that's great.
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ShotgunBlast
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
That sunummabitch!
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SHMIV
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
Sounds like a reliable shovel. Hope you got it back!
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
Sounds like he earned the right to keep that shovel, Dorm! Go get another one! 
Progressives/Liberals - Promoting tyranny and a defenseless people since 1913.
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Snakester
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
That's exactly why everyone needs to have a hole dug at all times....You never know when you will come up with something to throw in it ! 
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Reverenddel
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
ROTFLMAO! NICE!
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cwfunrider
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
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MNMGoneShooting
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
Hope he had a permit for that shovel.
Shovels kill! Protest! Burn this sumabeach down!
Shovels kill! Protest! Burn this sumabeach down!
If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.
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