Five Unshakable Facts of Life
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Re: Facts of Life
Now that right there is funny!
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Progressives/Liberals - Promoting tyranny and a defenseless people since 1913.
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Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready.
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I guess I'll be forever a boy! 
'Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live!'
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Re: Facts of Life
Great post.....