A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk
for more than eight minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's
teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.
The Pastor's Teeth
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The Pastor's Teeth
Karl
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Re: The Pastor's Teeth
Yup! My pastor will get this one!
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Hehehe. .. I am debating on whether or not to share this with my father, seeing as how he's a preacher, and all.
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Hehehehe!
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SHMIV wrote:Hehehe. .. I am debating on whether or not to share this with my father, seeing as how he's a preacher, and all.
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I've decided not to share this one with SWMBO, seeing as how she's a wife and all.
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.