So I got that goin' for me... which is nice.

[Reverenddel]

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai ... Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey,... how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.

Carl Spackler: What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

" License to kill gophers............ by the government of the United Nations....... Man, free to kill gophers.... at will."

[CalebDor]

Now that was a classic monologue from a movie I've not seen in many years..


Scorched Golf Course policy anyone?

[grumpyMSG]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTa94kSlV0U

[SpanishInquisition]

I'm all right.

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[Swampman]

Don't nobody worry 'bout me!

Great movie!

[OakRidgeStars]

"It's in the hole"

[Reverenddel]

The only line I was "iffy" about putting here?

"OOooooooo, das eet. Bahrk Like a dahg Mrs Jahnsun" (Bill Murray working the golfball cleaner furiously)

[AlanM]

Take a look at this site.
They take the war against burrowing animals to a whole new level.
http://www.rodenator.com/

Here's another. Same type of system.
https://www.rodentguys.com/Burrow_Blasting_8S4Q.html

[cwfunrider]

Love that movie.

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