GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
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GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
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Stuff I'm pretty certain I'd have responded with just off the top of my head: I'd have told her it was my right as well as my destiny to be mindless, irresponsible and inconsiderate just the same as it was hers to be fat, ugly, meddlesome and obnoxious. I'd certainly have told her it was none of her DAMN bidness how I earned a living. I'd have offered to FART so the smell would be more agreeable to her, and I'd have revved up the diesel and goosed it to make as much noise and smoke as possible. And I'd have told my daughter in a loud voice right in front of that biotch that right there in front of her was the reason I didn't want her to grow up to be a liberal environmentalist. And it's just a dang shame I quit chewin' terbakker, or I'd have spit just as close as I could to her shoes.
Stuff I'm pretty certain I'd have responded with just off the top of my head: I'd have told her it was my right as well as my destiny to be mindless, irresponsible and inconsiderate just the same as it was hers to be fat, ugly, meddlesome and obnoxious. I'd certainly have told her it was none of her DAMN bidness how I earned a living. I'd have offered to FART so the smell would be more agreeable to her, and I'd have revved up the diesel and goosed it to make as much noise and smoke as possible. And I'd have told my daughter in a loud voice right in front of that biotch that right there in front of her was the reason I didn't want her to grow up to be a liberal environmentalist. And it's just a dang shame I quit chewin' terbakker, or I'd have spit just as close as I could to her shoes.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
Wooooowwwwwwwww... That lady (I use this term loosely) is whacked!
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
I replied...
"I find it completely hilarious that she is complaining about the fumes from the exhaust but the whole time she has a cig in her hand ready to poison herself with her own fumes. I would have said... what do you think its you right to poison the rest of us with your secondhand cigarette smoke? LOL what a crack-pot."
"I find it completely hilarious that she is complaining about the fumes from the exhaust but the whole time she has a cig in her hand ready to poison herself with her own fumes. I would have said... what do you think its you right to poison the rest of us with your secondhand cigarette smoke? LOL what a crack-pot."
Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
Wow. Just... wow.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
I'd of trolled the heck out of her, everytime she opened her mouth I'd of revved the engine and said "sorry I can't hear you over the engine" in the loudest voice I could manage. Or just got in her face and everytime she opened her mouth I'd scream at her "SHUT UP!" again and again until she hit me of left, then I'd proceed to follow her all over the place and F*** with her on the road.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
She was on a mission...She was wanting for one of them to touch her. I bet She has a Lawyer on speed dial.I think Her Sister lives across the street from me. She Bitches and Complains about everything. She called the Police on me last summer for having my Motor Home parked in front of my House ,in my driveway with the Generator running. Then she was really mad when He told her I was not breaking any laws. I think it is just their Nature to get into other people's business !
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
Yikes. That guy got a big dose of tolerance from the left.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
Wow what a idiot, and piece of poop. I cannot stand people who think they are entitled.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
I own a full-sized V8 Tundra. Not sure what I would do if she would have come over and shrieked at me about my choice of vehicle. I'd probably roll up my window and turn up Rob Zombie. Or maybe I'd point out that my bike, which I ride often to and from work, gets far better mileage than even her pious Prius.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
I'm a big guy and I have no shame in it... but I have to say, judging from her appearance, I doubt a bike has been part of her routine any time in recent past. Poisoning the world with and the lead-acid, sulfuric acid, mercury, nickel oxide-hydroxide and potassium hydroxide is the best she can come up with.
Oh, yea... and whatever comes from the cancer stick she's smokin' too.
I think I read somewhere that a big diesel truck has a smaller carbine footprint and pollutes less than a gas/electric hybrid even if you don't include the poisoning from the batteries. I have to see if I can find the article I was reading and see if I read it right.
EDIT: I reread it. Diesel pollutes more per gallon, but produces more energy and work per gallon. I can see and argument going either way. Gas and diesel make the same 200 mile trip, the diesel created less pollution. Burn the same 10 gallons of fuel, the diesel created more pollution.
Oh, yea... and whatever comes from the cancer stick she's smokin' too.
I think I read somewhere that a big diesel truck has a smaller carbine footprint and pollutes less than a gas/electric hybrid even if you don't include the poisoning from the batteries. I have to see if I can find the article I was reading and see if I read it right.
EDIT: I reread it. Diesel pollutes more per gallon, but produces more energy and work per gallon. I can see and argument going either way. Gas and diesel make the same 200 mile trip, the diesel created less pollution. Burn the same 10 gallons of fuel, the diesel created more pollution.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
That was a pen in her hand.
Yeah, I reckon that I'd have been less than pleasant, myself. That sort of thing is obnoxious.
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Yeah, I reckon that I'd have been less than pleasant, myself. That sort of thing is obnoxious.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
She shouldn't be smokin' cheap Bic pens either. That's no better! C'mon SHMIV! Sheesh! LOL
Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
Had seen that awhile back on a diesel forum. I drive a diesel myself....

I would've laughed soooooo hard at that woman had I been the one she approached with her obnoxious, profane rant. No way would I have been as reserved as dude was.....

I would've laughed soooooo hard at that woman had I been the one she approached with her obnoxious, profane rant. No way would I have been as reserved as dude was.....
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
(shrugs) I call it "Chihuahua Syndrome" ... Little Dawgs bark loudly at large dawgs hoping for a reaction.
If you don't give it to them, they move along.
If you don't give it to them, they move along.
Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
She wanted peace and quiet she should have shut her fat pie hole.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
Wait until her Prius breaks down (battery or electrical failure?) and she has to get towed in by a big lift back wrecker running a big 7 or 8 liter turbo-diesel. With luck, she'll be 60 miles from a Toyota dealer and have to ride in that truck for an hour listening to diesel-on-the-highway music.

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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
There are two entertaining solutions to people like this.
1) Smile and tell them that you need the truck to carry equipment that you use to exterminate endangered species, continue smile and say nothing else.
2) Do not answer, get everyone in the truck, roll up the windows, rev engine to keep it idling properly. If the person insists on staying and yell at you call the police and tell them that there is a crazy woman running around yelling at people and you think that she is a danger to herself or others, remember to always smile.
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1) Smile and tell them that you need the truck to carry equipment that you use to exterminate endangered species, continue smile and say nothing else.
2) Do not answer, get everyone in the truck, roll up the windows, rev engine to keep it idling properly. If the person insists on staying and yell at you call the police and tell them that there is a crazy woman running around yelling at people and you think that she is a danger to herself or others, remember to always smile.
Do not combine solutions.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
How many Obama stickers are on her Prius?
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jmax wrote: If the person insists on staying and yell at you call the police and tell them that there is a crazy woman running around yelling at people and you think that she is a danger to herself or others, remember to always smile.
Maybe tell them "I'm afraid she may have a gun". How do you know she doesn't? I damn sure wouldn't wade into somebody and rant like that if I didn't.
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Re: GOD I wish I'd been driving that diesel pickup!
Ma'am
Just when did you become a watermellon environmentalist?
Green on the outside and red in the middle?
Just when did you become a watermellon environmentalist?
Green on the outside and red in the middle?
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