Craigslist Missed Connections

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This ad made me laugh out loud:

tall dark and packin - w4m - 29 (cary town kroger 530PM)
Reply to: pers-rejfx-1167824100@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-12, 6:50PM EDT


you - around 6-2, dark hair, goatee, navy blue shirt, dark jeans

me - 5-8, curly red hair, grey shirt, black skirt, smiled at you in the self check out area

you were hiding a pistol under your shirt. cop? not with that hair. undercover? not in that car.
i was wondering when you might like to take me shooting then get under my covers?

I wish it was me, but:

• I'm more careful about concealment than that.
  I wasn't in the store at that time.
  I'm not that tall.

Anyway, figured you guys would get a kick out of this.

[JacobDW]

WOW for a sec I thought it was me, some chica was givin me the eyes the other day, and I wasnt sure if my g23 was printing or not....

[OakRidgeStars]

Why didn't she just walk up and ask him... "Is that a gun in your pocket...."

[allingeneral]

I think she was the one that was glad to see *him* lol

[ProShooter]

If it was any other Kroger but Carytown, I'd say it could have been me!

[spitfyr]

Hahaha small world. I know who this was written for. Range buddy who lives near cary town. And sorry to say it was fake! I heard one of his work buddies saw him at Kroger without being spotted and put that up as a prank.

Wonder what his revenge was. Hopefully my old favorite, the peanut butter under the car door handle trick

[BluemontGlock]

"Wonder what his revenge was. Hopefully my old favorite, the peanut butter under the car door handle trick "

THAT was my standby at WVU for years... especially when i worked at the Ram it on in (Ramada) up on the hill

...memories....(sniff)