Slow news day: Chuck Norris shaves off beard

[OakRidgeStars]

A sure sign of the apocalypse

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03 ... s-picture/

Post up your favorite Chuck Norris jokes, if you dare

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God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

[ShotgunBlast]

I didn't think it was possible. I thought razor blades would become dull when touching his beard.

[Chasbo00]

He has counted to infinity - twice!

[Kreutz]

I’ve read up on your facts
You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?
You’re a washed up has been on TV selling Total Gyms

[OakRidgeStars]

On the other hand, he does get to hang out with Christie Brinkley

[Reverenddel]

Oh Kreutz... You shouldn't have done that.

Cuz there used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed...because nobody crosses Chuck Norris, and LIVES!

And you shouldn't talk sh't about Chuck.

Cuz' Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh't out of it.

And I don't want you to have what the Angel of Death had...

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris Experience.

[Snakester]

On the other hand, he does get to hang out with Christie Brinkley

Christie Brinkley....1 more "Face Lift" and she will have a "Goat Tee".

[OakRidgeStars]

On the other hand, he does get to hang out with Christie Brinkley

Christie Brinkley....1 more "Face Lift" and she will have a "Goat Tee".

I'd still shave it off

[SHMIV]

If you've ever seen the movie "Breaker Breaker", it stars Chuck Norris as a clean shaven trucker. The movie was filmed in the early 70's.

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[OakRidgeStars]

Still sportin' the 'stache

[mtbinva]

I didn't think it was possible. I thought razor blades would become dull when touching his beard.

I checked Snoopes, the razor blades did in fact dull at the thought of shaving said beard... Henceforth, a dead wives tale....

NO beard was shaved...

[mtbinva]

If you've ever seen the movie "Breaker Breaker", it stars Chuck Norris as a clean shaven trucker. The movie was filmed in the early 70's.

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Literally the year 70bc.

[thekinetic]

Chuck Norris didn't shave it, he told it to get the heck off his face!