Ye Cana Fool a Scottish
Caddy
During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard -
President Obama had been slicing the ball off the tee on every
hole.
He asks his Scottish caddy if he has noticed any
obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy
replies:
"Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer
driver. "
The President picks up his driver and cleans the club
face, at which point the caddy says:
"No, the other
end."
Ye Cana Fool a Scottish Caddy
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Ye Cana Fool a Scottish Caddy
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Re: Ye Cana Fool a Scottish Caddy
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Re: Ye Cana Fool a Scottish Caddy
Now THAT, is funny.
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Re: Ye Cana Fool a Scottish Caddy
Darn it i gotta rent a rug doctor now!! Never take a drink of tea while readin a joke around here lmao!
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Re: Ye Cana Fool a Scottish Caddy
Excellent!
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