Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
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Greybeard
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Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Karl
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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OakRidgeStars
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Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
I want to be buried in a refrigerator box...freecycled and eco-friendly.
May as well rot as I lived....as a total cheapskate.
May as well rot as I lived....as a total cheapskate.
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dorminWS
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Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kreutz wrote:I want to be buried in a refrigerator box...freecycled and eco-friendly.
May as well rot as I lived....as a total cheapskate.
You want cheap and eco-friendly?
Why not just have all the bullshit pumped out of you and used as fertilizer, then have yourself buried in a matchbox?
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
dorminWS wrote:Kreutz wrote:
You want cheap and eco-friendly?
Why not just have all the bullshit pumped out of you and used as fertilizer, then have yourself buried in a matchbox?
The underlined part may violate local and state law on disposal of human remains.
We're talking an awful lot of sewage.
Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
My wife has already informed me that she will not be wasting any of her money for a fancy casket. Looks like I'll receive the proper farm burial which consists of a corn cob up my butt and letting the chickens drag me off. 
Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Could be worse, you could have a pig farm. They can consume an average size body in hours if hungry enough. Plus they eat everything organic, even the bones.
