I applied for my CHP today...

[Moccasin]

I got a hockey mask so the chainsaw don't scare me.

[zephyp]

I got a hockey mask so the chainsaw don't scare me.

I'm sure you have a chainsaw too...

[Moccasin]

And a machete. But only to clear firing lanes

[zephyp]

And a machete. But only to clear firing lanes

Waking up to someone in my bedroom holding a machete wouldnt be that scary unless of course it was Young...that would most certainly evoke an instantaneous case of prolific enuresis...

[Moccasin]

And a machete. But only to clear firing lanes

Waking up to someone in my bedroom holding a machete wouldnt be that scary unless of course it was Young...that would most certainly evoke an instantaneous case of prolific enuresis...

I'd be more afraid of a butcher knife, she might go Lorena Bobbit on you.

[zephyp]

I'd be more afraid of a butcher knife, she might go Lorena Bobbit on you.

Precisely what I meant. I'll keep super glue handy. Ooops. Better not. That might even be worse...

[Moccasin]

Hard to type with your hands glued to your,,never mind.

[zephyp]

Hard to type with your hands glued to your,,never mind.

I was actually thinking of a couple of urban legends where guys ended up looking like dogs.

[OakRidgeStars]

I was actually thinking of a couple of urban legends where guys ended up looking like dogs.

Please, no pictures of that one

[Hiwaytahell]

I was actually thinking of a couple of urban legends where guys ended up looking like dogs.

Please, no pictures of that one

Yes, please no pics

[zephyp]

I was actually thinking of a couple of urban legends where guys ended up looking like dogs.

Please, no pictures of that one

Yes, please no pics

I take it you guys heard about that one. If its true I really really feel sorry for those guys.