In case of emergency, please remove your bra

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In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby OakRidgeStars » Thu, 23 Sep 2010 19:40:03

You just can't make this stuff up, folks. Who knew that a bra might one day save your life?

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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby ProShooter » Thu, 23 Sep 2010 19:44:16

"and practically every woman wears a bra," she said"

I know, DAMMIT!
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby allingeneral » Thu, 23 Sep 2010 20:32:40

"Simply unsnap the bright red bra, separate the cups, and slip it over your head -- one cup for you, and one for your friend."

Brings whole new meaning to "A breath of fresh air"! :hysterical:
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby chfaunce » Thu, 23 Sep 2010 22:02:06

Pictures. This thread is useless without them. :)


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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby zephyp » Fri, 24 Sep 2010 06:01:07

Ok...I gotta ask...and I know some of you are also wondering...what about the panties :clap:
No more catchy slogans for me...I am simply fed up...4...four...4...2+2...

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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby OakRidgeStars » Fri, 24 Sep 2010 09:08:44

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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby SgtBill » Fri, 24 Sep 2010 09:44:39

Ok, I will be the first one to test the new panty mask. I must be a volly to help my fellow man.
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby Hiwaytahell » Fri, 24 Sep 2010 19:54:36

I love Bacon too... :hysterical:
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby CowboyT » Fri, 24 Sep 2010 20:39:51

Naughty, NAUGHTY boys! :roll:

But I can't say I blame ya. I like bacon, too. :clap:
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby zephyp » Sat, 25 Sep 2010 06:16:45

SgtBill wrote:Ok, I will be the first one to test the new panty mask. I must be a volly to help my fellow man.
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby Riana » Thu, 07 Oct 2010 09:08:33

Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby tursiops » Thu, 07 Oct 2010 09:35:22

Riana wrote:Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:

Actually, it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill....


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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby Drumstix61 » Sat, 09 Oct 2010 14:55:02

...

What a shame to cut up a $70 dollar Bra from Victoria's Secret...to make Earmuffs, or a Hat...a . Red, one at that!?


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Riana wrote:Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:

Actually, it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill....
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby gunderwood » Sun, 10 Oct 2010 10:43:02

tursiops wrote:
Riana wrote:Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:

Actually, it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill....

You have to remember that us gun owners are simple minded rednecks without our liberal elitist masters. You put the word "bra" and "remove" in the same sentence and things have no where else to go.

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FATAL: Module commonsense not found.


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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby zephyp » Mon, 11 Oct 2010 11:54:59

gunderwood wrote:
tursiops wrote:
Riana wrote:Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:

Actually, it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill....

You have to remember that us gun owners are simple minded rednecks without our liberal elitist masters. You put the word "bra" and "remove" in the same sentence and things have no where else to go.

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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby MNMGoneShooting » Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:02:55

Gun porn and half naked women. Al Bundy's Heaven!

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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby ProShooter » Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:24:07

Out of all the old posts on this forum, how did you find THIS one? :hysterical:
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Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra

Postby OakRidgeStars » Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:17:33

Funny how threads that involve boobs never seem to die :clap:


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