My 10,000th Post
Posted: Sat, 16 Jul 2011 15:34:38
On the solemn and sober day of this auspicious occasion I leave you with these rambling thoughts collected from republicans, democrats, idiots, twits, dweebs, and morons. There is something mentioned below for almost everyone and even the most casual observer and passerby will most certainly be entertained. Many of you have no doubt viewed me as an anomaly and errant poster. Some of you have perhaps benefited from my posts and others have surely ignored my ramblings, rants, and snide remarks. To those of you better off because of me I salute you. To those of you neither better or worse I still salute you. To those of you offended, well do carry on and be quite pleased with yourself as you carry the turd of offense with anger at me because it stinks. And with that my friends, enemies, comrades, co-posters, fellow moderators, and fearless leader admin I present to you wisdom, drivel, rambling thoughts, and just pure junk from the internets, trailer parks, and beyond...
I'd like to pay more taxes, especially if the money would provide more laws for me to be ignorant of and more police and bureaucracies to force compliance or penalize me for noncompliance. I'd also like to invest in more soldiers and weapons. I want my country to export more and more wars. Maybe we could even import a war or two. I'd like to be raped by a Soviet or Chinese soldier. Mainly I want cheap food, especially if it's not really food but like something genetically modified or maybe a processed foodstuff. And I want TV and Internet and always a local store to buy sex toys so I can have fun while waiting for my cancer to grow. Hopefully soon I get shot in the back in some kind of FEMA camp or something. I'm a totally useless eater. I just want to pay compound interest on a bunch of nothing for years and years and then die and make my relatives pay for that. In the meantime, I'd like more video games with more voilence and also some really crappy music and season tickets to some kind of event where I chose a side and get in fights with the other side. I would maybe wear purple with a horn on my head and try to beat up anybody wearing anything else. I want cheap beer too. Lots of it. And prescription drugs to make me feel differently about stuff. I've been through a lot because it was tough having implants and learning how to put on a condom. Also pimple cream was hard to use and I didn't like school. That math part was hard because I didn't remember all the rules about geometry. Presidents are cool, especially when they read those speeches written by somebody else about things they don't even care about. I'd like to screw a super model too but the government won't give me one. I think that is bad. I vote for more super models for everybody, especially if you live in a trailer park, becase there isn't much fun to do except crystal meth, and it's hard to get because you have to deal with Kenny and he's a jerk. The K-mart should have moving sidewalks in every aisle so I can just stand there and grab off the shelf whatever is made in China that looks pretty or glows in the dark or needs batteries. We need bigger buttons too. My shirt is too hard to unbutton and I can't take my pants down fast enough to bend over in time for the IRS. Read my lips. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Hope. Change. Now watch this drive.
I'd like to pay more taxes, especially if the money would provide more laws for me to be ignorant of and more police and bureaucracies to force compliance or penalize me for noncompliance. I'd also like to invest in more soldiers and weapons. I want my country to export more and more wars. Maybe we could even import a war or two. I'd like to be raped by a Soviet or Chinese soldier. Mainly I want cheap food, especially if it's not really food but like something genetically modified or maybe a processed foodstuff. And I want TV and Internet and always a local store to buy sex toys so I can have fun while waiting for my cancer to grow. Hopefully soon I get shot in the back in some kind of FEMA camp or something. I'm a totally useless eater. I just want to pay compound interest on a bunch of nothing for years and years and then die and make my relatives pay for that. In the meantime, I'd like more video games with more voilence and also some really crappy music and season tickets to some kind of event where I chose a side and get in fights with the other side. I would maybe wear purple with a horn on my head and try to beat up anybody wearing anything else. I want cheap beer too. Lots of it. And prescription drugs to make me feel differently about stuff. I've been through a lot because it was tough having implants and learning how to put on a condom. Also pimple cream was hard to use and I didn't like school. That math part was hard because I didn't remember all the rules about geometry. Presidents are cool, especially when they read those speeches written by somebody else about things they don't even care about. I'd like to screw a super model too but the government won't give me one. I think that is bad. I vote for more super models for everybody, especially if you live in a trailer park, becase there isn't much fun to do except crystal meth, and it's hard to get because you have to deal with Kenny and he's a jerk. The K-mart should have moving sidewalks in every aisle so I can just stand there and grab off the shelf whatever is made in China that looks pretty or glows in the dark or needs batteries. We need bigger buttons too. My shirt is too hard to unbutton and I can't take my pants down fast enough to bend over in time for the IRS. Read my lips. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Hope. Change. Now watch this drive.
Congratulations DK 
