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Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 18:40:22
by zephyp
Dont know how many of you use twitter but I started a couple of weeks ago and am having a blast. Lots of right minded folks out there and its pretty easy to quickly build a community of like minded people...

Some funny posts too and alot of serious ones but I thought it might be cool to see what funny things anyone is seeing over there...these arent mine, I'm merely repeating them...
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Will someone please pray for Michael Moore's refrigerator door?

Ruger Is Issuing A New Pistol, Called The "Union Worker" It Won't Work & You Can't Fire It

Help the poor with a pay-per-view event called B*tch Slap Michael Moore. 1st contestant to slap both his glasses and cap off wins.

There are five words Barry needs to hear " Will the defendant please rise?"

In Texas a poser is said to be "All hat and no cattle." In Obama's case that would be "All turban and no goats."

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:09:24
by OakRidgeStars
Nice :clap: :hysterical:

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:12:40
by Jakeiscrazy
Ruger Is Issuing A New Pistol, Called The "Union Worker" It Won't Work & You Can't Fire It
:first:

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 20:24:14
by gunderwood
:hysterical:

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:04:30
by allingeneral
*psst* DK -> http://twitter.com/VaGunForum Follow! :)

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 06:31:34
by zephyp
allingeneral wrote:*psst* DK -> http://twitter.com/VaGunForum Follow! :)
:doh: dk now following VGOF on twitter...thanks Rick!

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:45:47
by Unkn0wN
yep, me too. ( _JerRio_ )

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:49:53
by allingeneral
Yay! :)

I really don't have much to say there...and I'm not funny. :pistol:

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:56:23
by allingeneral
Unkn0wN wrote:yep, me too. ( _JerRio_ )
Man - that kid in Taco Del Rio got knocked the *%^& out! :hysterical:

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 09:32:04
by Unkn0wN
allingeneral wrote:Yay! :)

I really don't have much to say there...and I'm not funny. :pistol:
I mostly follow Michigan football players or News agencies that are related to Univeristy of Michigan sports. I usually only retweet other's stuff or reply to the football players.
allingeneral wrote:Man - that kid in Taco Del Rio got knocked the *%^& out! :hysterical:
I know right, that kid is the one that came in swinging and then couldn't even walk after he finally got up. Good solid hit, haha.

Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 10:06:51
by neoexodus
I've enjoyed the @shitmydadsays guy, give it a read!

Re: Funny Posts on Twitter

Posted: Wed, 16 Mar 2011 06:55:00
by zephyp
Too many good ones...

Q: Whats brown and in your pocket?

A: obama's hand.