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Craigslist Missed Connections
Posted: Tue, 12 May 2009 22:44:01
by Runcible
This ad made me laugh out loud:
tall dark and packin - w4m - 29 (cary town kroger 530PM)
Reply to:
pers-rejfx-1167824100@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-12, 6:50PM EDT
you - around 6-2, dark hair, goatee, navy blue shirt, dark jeans
me - 5-8, curly red hair, grey shirt, black skirt, smiled at you in the self check out area
you were hiding a pistol under your shirt. cop? not with that hair. undercover? not in that car.
i was wondering when you might like to take me shooting then get under my covers?
I wish it was me, but:
- I'm more careful about concealment than that.
I wasn't in the store at that time.
I'm not that tall.
Anyway, figured you guys would get a kick out of this.
Re: Craigslist Missed Connections
Posted: Wed, 13 May 2009 00:39:27
by JacobDW
WOW for a sec I thought it was me, some chica was givin me the eyes the other day, and I wasnt sure if my g23 was printing or not....
Re: Craigslist Missed Connections
Posted: Wed, 13 May 2009 07:34:03
by OakRidgeStars
Why didn't she just walk up and ask him... "Is that a gun in your pocket...."
Re: Craigslist Missed Connections
Posted: Wed, 13 May 2009 09:35:34
by allingeneral
I think she was the one that was glad to see *him* lol
Re: Craigslist Missed Connections
Posted: Sat, 16 May 2009 23:03:18
by ProShooter
If it was any other Kroger but Carytown, I'd say it could have been me!
Re: Craigslist Missed Connections
Posted: Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:52:11
by spitfyr
Hahaha small world. I know who this was written for. Range buddy who lives near cary town. And sorry to say it was fake! I heard one of his work buddies saw him at Kroger without being spotted and put that up as a prank.
Wonder what his revenge was. Hopefully my old favorite, the peanut butter under the car door handle trick
Re: Craigslist Missed Connections
Posted: Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:09:48
by BluemontGlock
"Wonder what his revenge was. Hopefully my old favorite, the peanut butter under the car door handle trick "
THAT was my standby at WVU for years... especially when i worked at the Ram it on in (Ramada) up on the hill
...memories....(sniff)