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50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:21:08
by OakRidgeStars
Time to man up and check the list :coffee:

In my opinion, they missed one:

51. Shoot a gun :whistle:

http://www.bspcn.com/2010/11/23/50-thin ... how-to-do/

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:45:33
by VBshooter
Cuss a blue streak, take a dump in the woods, drive with your knee while hands are occupied, convincingly blame someone else for farting, find something relating to sex in just about everything, memorize the good cable channels, take a free"Test" drive in a new car,,,,,,Let's get some more here .....

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:37:54
by Yarddawg
Field dress game!

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:33:26
by frankD
VBshooter wrote:convincingly blame someone else for farting
Take pride in your workmanship. Never let anybody take ownership of your work!!! :hysterical:

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:36:30
by VBshooter
Damn I should have added to blame someone else only when socially necessary,,,

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 22:00:53
by CowboyT
And here's another: know when to walk away from a bad situation if it's bringing you down.

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Sat, 04 Dec 2010 17:01:28
by KaosDad
Seriously? "Bong a Beer"? "Fry a Turkey"?

How about these:

Triple tap accuratly at 35'
Clean a black gun, a handgun and a shot gun.
Assist in child birth (she's doing the work, you're just a by stander)
Sons want you to fix things, daughters want you to listen - learn how to listen.
Know 5 knots and 5 lashings
Know how to change the most vital fluids & filters in your vehicle and have the tools to do so.

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Sat, 04 Dec 2010 17:41:12
by Riana
OK, it kind of scares me that I know how to do more than half those things...

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Sat, 04 Dec 2010 17:46:26
by VBshooter
Scares me that anyone would take that list seriously!

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Sat, 04 Dec 2010 20:01:44
by Eagle4second
Make better lists.

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Sun, 05 Dec 2010 10:20:04
by gunderwood
Eagle4second wrote:Make better lists.
+1

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Sun, 05 Dec 2010 12:51:56
by zephyp
gunderwood wrote:
Eagle4second wrote:Make better lists.
+1
Yes, but my guess is a woman (perhaps several) either crafted or helped craft that list...the only other explanation is if guys did it all then they need to hang around with someone like me and Henry for a bit...

Re: 50 things every guy should know how to do

Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2010 10:22:45
by jrswanson1
Bong a beer: Sorry, I was never in a frat. :roll:

Fry a turkey: I don't use friers. Real men grill and barbecue.

Pick-up a girl using your dog as a wingman: ??? Lame. If you need your dog to help out, you are helpless

Upgrade at a hotel: :doh: Real men camp.

Open a bottle unconventionally: Again, Sorry, I was never in a frat. :roll:

Surf the web anonymously: Where did this come from? If you're ashamed of what you're doing, you shouldn't do it in the first place.

Those were just a quick scan. I'd delete those and add these:

Ride a horse.

Shoot a rifle, shotgun, and pistol, and be able to clean them afterwards. Maintaining your equipment is essential to being a guy.

And learn to shave with a straight razor.

Use a compass.

Draw a map.

Program a computer. (this is optional for anyone over 45.)

Jim