Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Thu, 02 Dec 2010 21:45:27
by gunderwood
Cue Chuck Norris humor in 3, 2, 1...
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:33:58
by newdovo
Here we go...
When things get really tense, Whoop Ass feels the need to open up a can of Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 09:00:24
by OakRidgeStars
Chuck Norris invented the bolt action rifle, liquor, and football. In that order.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:15:17
by Yarddawg
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:42:42
by OakRidgeStars
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 12:50:24
by wbtrunx
Congratulations to him, but....
Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 12:52:54
by Palladin
Energy released in the Big Bang = 1/2CNrhk
(Chuck Norris round house kick)
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 13:11:50
by 007Fitz
wbtrunx wrote:Congratulations to him, but....
Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris.
Anyone who argues this point is a fool. It's common knowledge, or at least should be. Buce is pretty much the greatest martial artist to ever live.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 14:21:54
by KaosDad
Bruce Lee checks for Chuck Norris in his closet every night.
Too bad Chuck's under the bed.......
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 15:38:34
by OakRidgeStars
On the 7th day, God rested. Then Chuck Norris took over.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:13:28
by allingeneral
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the F*&^ down!
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat - he kicks ass until he’s full.
Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s S*&^.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:24:02
by OakRidgeStars
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:27:05
by Yarddawg
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:15:29
by Palladin
^^^ ^^^
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:50:21
by Vahunter
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. he waits.
Re: Chuck Norris to be named honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Sun, 05 Dec 2010 10:56:50
by gunderwood
007Fitz wrote:
wbtrunx wrote:Congratulations to him, but....
Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris.
Anyone who argues this point is a fool. It's common knowledge, or at least should be. Buce is pretty much the greatest martial artist to ever live.
^^^