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When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 08:52:51
by TheGodfather
..........use a squash! 
A delivery man in New Hampshire found a new way to squash crime.
When a crook attempted to rob a corner store in Manchester, a worker delivering food to the shop stopped the perp with the closest weapon he could find -- a squash.
Read more:
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/artic ... latestnews
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:33:09
by SgtBill
Hey, whatever work's.
Bill
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:47:29
by OakRidgeStars
Time for a new discussion... Best Concealed Vegetable
I can't wait to hear about holster options
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:53:23
by TheGodfather
Cucumber by far is the best.
It's easy to hide and attracts the ladies!
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:55:14
by OakRidgeStars
TheGodfather wrote:Cucumber by far is the best.
It's easy to hide and attracts the ladies!
Just remember: It goes in the front
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 11:14:36
by ZeSpectre
Everything is a weapon!
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 12:56:39
by CowboyT
ZeSpectre wrote:Everything is a weapon!
Until it becomes a gun.
As Riana would say, boy this thread went downhill in a hurry! LOL
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 13:40:05
by Reverenddel
I would say best weapon would be Hungarian hot peppers... crush, and rub in eyes!
They cry like babies!
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 14:03:23
by Taggure
OakRidgeStars wrote:TheGodfather wrote:Cucumber by far is the best.
It's easy to hide and attracts the ladies!
Just remember: It goes in the front
You would always wonder why she has a smile on her face
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 15:48:08
by Yarddawg
Wait...we NEED vegetable control laws enacted!
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 16:07:27
by Taggure
Yarddawg wrote:Wait...we NEED vegetable control laws enacted!
I would say so read this report this is just shamefull
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... umber.html
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 17:59:57
by OakRidgeStars
We need a 3-day waiting period at the salad bar. Or maybe a one zucchini a month law.
I know: We'll establish the BATFE
The Bureau of Artichokes, Tomatoes, Fruits and Eggplants
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 18:44:24
by ZeSpectre
(you try finding a fruit or vegetable that begins with E)
eggplant
endive
Earth nut Pea
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 18:53:04
by OakRidgeStars
ZeSpectre wrote:(you try finding a fruit or vegetable that begins with E)
eggplant
endive
Earth nut Pea
Thanks. Now it all makes sense
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Thu, 04 Nov 2010 19:20:38
by GS78
...everything is a potential weapon.
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Fri, 05 Nov 2010 12:34:10
by KaosDad
Pumpkins. Very deadly.....
Re: When you don't have a gun.....
Posted: Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:39:27
by Taggure